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Hey fabulous peeps! We're beyond thrilled to announce that, during this Pride Month, we're cranking up the fabulousness to a whole new level! Introducing the spectacular "Forrest Gump Power Hour" by the one and only Frank Ocean! 🎶

The "Forrest Gump Power Hour" will transport you to a land of jaw-dropping beats and sassy melodies, all handpicked with love and fierce intention, just like you deserve. We want to create a space where our employees can werk it, own it, and feel fiercely proud of who they are.

Let's get one thing straight, honey: participation in our power hours is more optional than choosing the perfect shade of lipstick. No one, and we mean no one, will ever rain on your fabulous parade if you prefer to watch from the sidelines. We honor and cherish your personal preferences because you're fierce and free!

Join us this Pride Month in creating a vibrant, flamboyant celebration that would make RuPaul herself proud! Let's twirl, let's slay, and let's stand tall in our true colors. Together, we'll build an environment where every shimmer, every sparkle, and every fabulous soul is embraced!

As a digital marketing and advertising company, Tyrese Soap and Laundry (TSL) takes great pride in its global presence and dedicated team of professionals. Unfortunately, we have recently experienced a situation that has left us concerned about the wellbeing of our colleagues in the TSL Shanghai office.

We regret to inform our clients and partners that all employees in the TSL Shanghai office have disappeared, and we have received no communication from them. We have reason to believe that this may be due to actions taken by the government of FARTLAND, the country where Shanghai is located. However, we currently have no further information about their whereabouts or the reasons behind their disappearance.

As a company, we are deeply troubled by these events and are doing everything in our power to seek answers and ensure the safety of our employees. We understand the impact that this may have on our clients and partners, and we want to reassure them that we are working to mitigate any disruptions to their business.

We await any form of correspondence from the office and are reaching out to any relevant authorities and organizations to obtain more information about this situation. We will keep our clients and partners informed as we learn more.

We understand the importance of communication, and we want to assure our clients and partners that we are doing everything we can to address this situation. We appreciate their understanding and support during this challenging time.

Please feel free to reach out to us with any questions or concerns you may have. Thank you for your understanding.

Gucci Donnie, the famous hick-hop rapper, was called before a Congressional Hearing from Tyrese Soap and Laundry Stockholders in Geneva, Switzerland. He was being accused of writing racist lyrics in his hit single "Redneck History."

Donnie walked in with his head held high, wearing a denim jacket and cowboy boots. When he was asked if he wrote those lyrics, he grinned and said, "Hell yeah, I did! Ain't nothin' wrong with celebrating my redneck roots!"

The room was silent for a moment, but then Scarlet Gothical, a collegue of Donnie's, stepped forward. "Donnie, I know you're proud of where you come from, but that doesn't give you the right to be racist. We need to use our platform to spread love and positivity, not hate."

Donnie looked at her for a moment, and then his face softened. "You know what, Scarlet? You're right. I may love being a redneck, but I don't want to be known as a racist. I'm sorry for my lyrics, and I promise to do better from now on."

With that, the room erupted in applause, and the Tyrese Soap and Laundry Stockholders voted to absolve Donnie of all charges. Donnie left the hearing with a newfound sense of responsibility and a determination to make music that brought people together, rather than tearing them apart.